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“Hey, Marco, promise me you won’t tell Jean, okay?” You and I nursing on a poison that never stung Our teeth and lungs are lined with the scum of it Somewhere for this, death and guns We are deaf, we are numb Free and young and we can

I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight

Im watching this thing on television about some girl who married a gay porn star and he still continues to do gay porn and at one point he said “ Earlier I did do straight porn but..Becky didnt like me having sex with women…so i settled for

anekie: givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some

corvell: one-time-i-dreamt: I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said,

I wonder what it says about me and my relationship that when he was about to cum on my face I said ‘dont get it on my blanket’ and he said ‘I already made sure not to’. I am more concerned about my faux fur blanket than my eyeballs.

trainthief:my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and

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